The Wonderful Toil to the Toll
by Margaret Elliot
After an eight year lapse, I've come back
to try my legs at longer rides again. Not owning a bike, this
is only possible because of the generosity of my Wonderful friend,
Barry, who by good fortune is exactly my size. Dressed from headgear
to toe in his clothes and on one of his bikes, I had already
done the Populaire, the 200 and the 300 this spring at which
point I firmly decided I was not capable of and NOT GOING TO
DO the 400 because I am not really a cyclist. Even when I spotted
a Wonder Bread jersey in a Fairhaven bike shop a week after the
300, I thought I'd love to have it but dismissed the thought
because I'd feel like an imposter wearing it. That weekend we
talked a lot about the 400. It was quite the plum of a ride,
going up the Coquihalla to the tollbooth and back, something
I'd love to be able to say I had done, but the 300 seemed to
be the limit of what I was capable of. After all, I'm an already
near exhausted, working, single mother of two teenagers, two
cats and a rabbit. What was I thinking when I even did the 300?
I thought that was going to kill me. But at 11AM of the Thursday
before the 400, inspiration struck and I called Barry to say
I had to do the 400 because that way I could say I had Toiled
to the Toll and earn the right to wear that Wonder Bread jersey.
He said he was already planning to do it without me anyway, on
my bike, but would prepare the other bike for himself if I was
serious.
So, by Saturday AM we were ready. We decided
to be at the start ON TIME for this ride since we couldn't afford
to needlessly waste any. Barry figured we'd be at Hope by 2PM
and at the tollbooth by 6PM if all went well. I didn't tell him
but I still had grave doubts about my ability and thought his
timeline was optimistic, but even if all I accomplished was getting
up the big hill I would still have earned my jersey. (Of course,
what I kept forgetting was on these rides you can get halfway
BUT THEN YOU STILL HAVE TO GET ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE START
WHERE THE CAR IS PARKED!!)
Off we started with the whole group, me
on the bike Barry had taken to PBP last year with the low gears
and him on the bike without the low gears (no Wonder I always
beat him up the hills). We rode with several others for much
of the way to the first control but soon after that seemed to
be comfortably at the back going as fast as I could. We made
it up Chilliwack Mt, though I had to speed ahead of Barry on
the hill (because I could), reaching the secret control in plenty
of time to rest and refresh before he arrived and we were off
again. It was a lovely, pleasant ride along Hope River and Camp
River Roads until a spoke broke on Barry's rear wheel. We sat
and ate lunch at the side of the road while discussing the options.
Barry felt confident in gambling that a repair short of replacing
the darn thing would be fine but several searches through the
bags failed to turn up the zap straps I was supposed to have
put in there. It looked like duct tape would have to do (maybe
we could get zap straps in Hope?). Then one last randonneur came
up the road behind us and asked if we were okay. He did have
a small zap strap or two and so it looked as if we were going
to be okay (and that we really were the last ones now). We carried
on to Hope and arrived at the control at 2:05. Wonder of Wonders,
we were actually on schedule! We forgot to look for zap straps
and didn't remember until Othello Road when the second spoke
snapped, but because it was near the first one we just used more
duct tape. I was beginning to Wonder about how this was going
to turn out but Barry still seemed confident enough to not replace
the spoke (oh yes, we had only one spare spoke anyway). So on
we carried, up the hill, me way faster and far enough ahead that
I reached the junction at the Coquihalla and had several minutes
to wait and Wonder if Barry was soon going to appear around the
corner or if something more serious was happening and I was going
to have to back track, find him and a disabled bike and walk
back to Hope for more serious intervention. I actually waited
for only two minutes (the GPS tracking us confirmed this later)
and when he caught up he suggested that the safest way for us
to reach the top with the compromised spokes was if I rode that
bike because I weighed less than him. This worked Wonderfully
for him because it also meant he now had the lowest gears for
the climb and we were evenly matched for speed.
I was instructed to watch the road and
avoid all potholes and bumps, which wasn't too tricky at the
speed we were traveling. And Wonder of Wonders again, we reached
the tollbooth at 6:30, nearly on schedule. Not only was I tremendously
proud and impressed with myself for having achieved that goal
and earning that jersey, but also strangely impressed with Barry
and his confidence, too, for having so closely figured out how
fast we were actually going to be able to do it.
It was much colder at the top than we had
planned for but a few extra cookies and a banana and we were
ready for the descent. Karen wisely counseled us to head for
the next control at Seabird without much delay in Hope so that
we could have a good meal before it was too late. The descent
was long but controlled, particularly on my part because I had
in the back of my mind that one of my wheels was not quite right
and I was still supposed to watch for bumps and potholes. I was
amazed at the length of the highway as we coasted down for two
hours! Did I really climb up this? All was going too well. I
was feeling on top of the world and bursting with pride and the
Wonder of the accomplishment. We rounded the corner back to Othello
Road and as we began the climb up the next hill my bike came
to a screeching halt and I nearly fell over. Another spoke had
broken and the chain had come off. This time I applied the duct
tape as Barry figured out how we were going to manage this one.
He loosened my rear brakes which really began to concern me.
Now I could feel the wobble and we were still nearly 200K from
the car. I Wonder how I did it, but Barry convinced me we were
okay to go on. At the bottom of Othello Road we found a gas station
and Barry looked for zap straps. They didn't have them but offered
us twist ties instead. Good enough! We twist tied together every
set of spokes we thought we needed to and had spares left over.
On to Hope where Barry still had to work to convince me the wheel
was safe, but it was already past 10PM and I wanted a hot meal
and table and chairs at Seabird so off we went.
We made it in time for the hot meal but
left without the coffee, a mistake in hindsight. Now came the
long, dark ride down Highway 7 with only the headlights to mark
the bumps in the road. I was beginning to feel more confident
about the wheel because so far it was still holding up. On and
on in the dark, heading for Woodside, but before we reach it
spoke number four breaks in Agassiz. As we are stopped at the
side of the road twist-tie-and-duct-taping this one back in place,
an RCMP officer pulls up. He thinks we must be bike cops-- who
else would be out on the road at 1AM? We asked with Wonder, "You
have bike cops here in Agassiz?" and he said, "No."
We couldn't miss this opportunity so I admit we asked him if
he would give us a ride back to Vancouver. He said no. We asked
him if he had any zap straps but he only had the ones for handcuffs
and they are too big. So he looked at us as if we were crazy,
warned us to be careful on Woodside because it is so narrow and
drove off.
From here to the finish we had no further
trouble with the rear wheel but the deterioration of my mental
condition was becoming a concern around hour 22! Coffee and cake
at Tim Horton's in Mission, dawn and daylight, a ten minute nap
on a bench near Silverdale, Barry's good humor and -what was
that near the end?- cheerfulness?- pulled me through, though
apparently I was a Wonder to behold as we arrived at the Knight and
Day.
In the end, the bike shop replaced 11 spokes,
and I did get my Wonder Bread jersey. I will wear it without
hesitation knowing that I cycled the Coquihalla to the tollbooth
and back! Will I ever do another Randonneur ride? I don't know
but if that plum of a ride to Cache Creek and back is ever put
on again.....
Margaret Elliott (click image)
May 25, 2004
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